gonna go start bar fights so I can get a cool facial scar
sheepdippedmax
This one time we filled a glass forty bottle with gasoline and threw it in the bon fire. It exploded into my face and now I have three not so cool scars on my face
And two broken teeth
what did you expect to happen
sheepdippedmax
The Lord to protect me
my dumb? founded. my flabbers? gasted. my gob??? smacked
my ass???? tonished
For context this was in response to someone saying their cybertruck was heavy duty







